Cookbook Writing Plans for the Summer:

I think there should be a sex-positive cookbook that pairs the meal you're making with the sex you want to have called "Fuck First," (thanks Dan Savage) because as any good cook and human knows, if the meal is that good you're gonna need to nap about it after. Make dinner. While it's finishing, fuck first. Eat. Nap. Repeat. (ESSENTIAL COOKING TOOL: LATEX GLOVES BECAUSE PEPPERS.)